Top Tweets: Delayed votes add snark to election reporting

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Last night was election night in Alabama and Mississippi, and with delayed votes in both states, it can bring out the snark in tweeters. Here’s a roundup of the best throughout the Twittersphere.

"Wait; what number comes after three?" #MississippiVoteCounting

— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) March 14, 2012

Tonight, Romney should call his doctor right away if he has serious skin reactions. Dizziness or fainting may occur upon standing.

— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) March 14, 2012

I wonder if Romney will continue eating grits? #TasteoftheSouth

— Tracy Solomon (@tracysolomon) March 14, 2012

Newt Gingrich suffers the fate of most SEC East teams.

— Tony Fratto (@TonyFratto) March 14, 2012

Thank you Fox News, for being the only network with the courage to bring us up-to-the-minute Tebow coverage on election night.

— Frances Martel (@francesmartel) March 14, 2012

Unanswered question on CNN: Are these races "very, very tight"?

— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) March 14, 2012

Embedded at Spencer Baucus party, talking to voters as states busily don't count votes

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) March 14, 2012

Uncle Jerry says no one asked for ID at their precinct — so he let the dog and their bipolar cat vote, too.

— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) March 14, 2012

SANTORUM LEADS BY 6 VOTES*. OMG IT'S CLOSE!!!! * with 5% reporting

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) March 14, 2012

These results are moving almost as slowly as the Jets offense.

— Philip Klein (@philipaklein) March 14, 2012

To inject a bit of reality:A dead cat with an R next to its name on Nov ballot would win in AL & MS 4 POTUS

— Larry Sabato (@LarrySabato) March 14, 2012

Starting to think GOP should run "Uncommitted" in November, have convention after that.

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) March 14, 2012

Romney always does better in metro areas. In retrospect, he should have had one imported into MS.

— Political Math (@politicalmath) March 14, 2012

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