Community Post: 10 Of The Most Non-Threatening Fears You Can Have

1. Santa Claus

This baby (with an amazing hat) knows what true evil lies behind those twinkling eyes and that snow white beard. “Santa Claus?” AS IF THAT IS EVEN YOUR REAL NAME YOU FOOL.

2. Ants

Out of a flower! What is more threatening than a flower? Apparently, a tiny ant. Oh, Brinkley.

3. Your Dreams

WHOAH HEAVY STUFF. (Unless your dreams are to fight a tiger or stuff 50 marshmallows into your mouth, because those are both pretty threatening).

4. Pickles


As they say, pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil. Delicious evil.

5. Your Dog

Oh baby, you have so much to learn. One day you will be single and alone and poor and googling “french bulldogs” in New York and realize how lucky you had it.

6. Babies

Paedophobia is the fear of infants and young children.

Judging by “Belinda’s” “sweet” “face” we have nothing to fear…

7. Butterflies

Don’t move or it will gracefully flutter onto your cheeks and give you sweet tender butterfly kisses until you die.

8. Balloons

Thought you were the only one? Turns out, there is a support group for people just like you.

“Every trip to the grocery store, every party, every day at
work or at school, we must walk with caution, living a life of almost constant

9. Posters

Rats! Robbers! Poltergeists! The Ghost of Christmas Past! IT COULD BE ANYTHING.

10. Gay Parents

You can be afraid of Santa covered in ants holding pickles, but there’s no way you can be afraid of this cuteness.

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