25 Most Bizarre And Somewhat Ironic Ways To Die

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From being smothered to death by the gifts of your adoring fans to drowning a lifeguards’ party dedicated to celebrating a drowning-free season these are the 25 most bizarre and somewhat ironic ways to die.

25. Overdosing on carrot juice

Accomplished by Basil Brown in 1974

24. Getting hit by a flying model lawnmower during a football half time show

Suffered by John Bowen in 1979

23. Falling out of a window after throwing yourself against the glass trying to prove that it was unbreakable

Accomplished by Gary Goy in 1993

22. Inventing the Segway and then driving it off a cliff

Performed by Jimi Heselden in 2010

21. Accidentally launching a missile at yourself

Accomplished by the HMS Trinidad

20. Reading your own obituary and dying from the shock

Accomplished by Marcus Garvey in 1940

19. Being bitten by a domestic monkey

Accomplished by Alexander I of Greece in 1920

18. Shooting yourself while showing the jury how the victim could have shot himself

Performed by Clement Vallandigham in 1871

17. Getting smashed by a cannonball that was launched in honor of your ability to not die in battle

Accomplished by John Kendrick in 1794

16. Eating too much at a feast being held in your honor

Accomplished by Julien Offray de La Mettrie

15. Getting an infection due to being cut by the teeth of your enemy’s decapitated head that you hung from your horse

Accomplished by Sigurd the Mighty of Orkney in 892

14. Being beaten to death by your own wooden leg

Accomplished by Sir Arthur Aston in 1649

13. Starving due to getting lost in your own house because you hoarded too much stuff and then couldn’t find an exit because you didn’t consider the fact that your were also blind

Accomplished by Homer Collyer in 1947

12. Being the first human to be killed by a robot when the arm of a one ton factory robot fell and hit you on the head

Accomplished by Robert Williams in 1979

11. Having a heart attack during the scene of the play where your actor is supposed to be having a heart attack

Accomplished by Gareth Jones in 1958

10. Being smothered to death by the gifts of adoring fans

Accomplished by Draco the Athenian lawmaker in 620 BC

9. Ingesting pills of mercury thinking that they will grant you eternal life

Performed by Qin Shi Huang, the first Emperor of China, in 210 BC

8. Breaking your neck as a result of tripping over your dangerously long beard

Accomplished by Hans Steininger in 1567

7. Being stabbed in the leg by the knife you taped to your cockfighting chicken during a match

Accomplished by Jose Luis Ochoa in 2011

6. Eating too many cockroaches at a cockroach eating contest

Accomplished by Edward Archbold in 2012

5. Being injected with soup

Accomplished by Ilda Vitor Maciel in 2012

4. Being crushed by a cow falling through your roof

Suffered by Joao Maria de Souza in 2013

3. Trying to launch yourself into space on a chair with 47 rockets attached

Performed by Wang Hu, a sixteeth century Chinese official

2. Using an overcoat as a parachute while jumping of the Eiffel Tower

Performed by Franz Reichelt in 1911

1. Drowning at a lifeguards’ party that is being thrown in celebration of the fact that New Orleans has had its first drowning-free season

Accomplished by Jerome Moody in 1985

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